The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way – all of them who have tried to secularize America – I point the finger in their face and say “you helped this happen.”

— Jerry Falwell to Pat Robertson, Sept. 21, 2001
remarks on the terrorist attacks of 9/11

Monday, January 10, 2005

An Exclusive Interview with Shaytaan (Satan)

It is easy to attack someone you regard as different, someone who you believe does not share your values. Which is why Muslims and Iraqis were so demonized prior to the invasion of Iraq.

As part of our rehumanization efforts, we present the following send-up from Muslim WakeUp! Much harder to hate someone when they can make you laugh so hard. Enjoy!

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Bush is a Post Turtle

My daughter Billie found this little nugget:

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President.

The old man said, “Ya know, Bush is a post turtle.”

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

He said, “Did you ever drive down a country road and come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? You know he didn’t get there by himself, he doesn’t belong there, he can’t get anything done while he’s up there, and you just want to help the poor thing down. That’s a post turtle."

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Sunday, January 9, 2005

The White Stuff

I now believe that the tragedy we witnessed in Latin America has little to do with the damage the drugs do to people's heads. The tragedy is a result of the drugs being illegal.

Celebrated documentary-maker Angus Macqueen spent 18 months on the cocaine trail across Latin America from the dirt-poor valleys of Peru to the shanty towns of Rio. Here he recalls the journey that revolutionised his views and explains why he believes 'the dandruff of the Andes' should be sold in Boots.

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Sunday, January 2, 2005

Kind of a Shame

“Kind of a Shame"

Posted by James Wolcott

From The Economist, January 1st-7th 2005 (registration required; oh just go out and buy the damn thing):

That seems to have been the Bush administration’s approach to Iraq. Take the mistakes of Vietnam and repeat them exactly.

"There is only one traffic law in Ramadi these days: when Americans approach, Iraqis scatter. Horns blaring, brakes screaming, the midday traffic skids to the side of the road as a line of Humvee jeeps ferrying American marines rolls the wrong way up the main street. Every vehicle, that is, except one beat-up old taxi. Its elderly driver, flapping his outstretched hands, seems, amazingly, to be trying to turn the convoy back. Gun turrets swivel and lock on to him, as a hefty marine sargeant leaps into the road, levels an assault rifle at his turbanned head, and screams: ‘Back this bitch up, motherfucker!’
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Friday, December 31, 2004

The Unmasking of Clifford May

Below a letter-to-the-editor I just sent to my local paper, the San Diego Union-Tribune. Since it won’t be published, I reproduce it below.

It concerns a column by one Clifford May, someone with a right-wing rap-sheet several miles long. His current gig is with an organization that definitely deserves a place on our Sheep Dipped page, which is dedicated to in-the-closet wolves with a most-peculiar attraction to lamb’s wool.

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Bush Misoverestimates It

Bush Misoverestimates It

But at least the tsunami halted the murder, rape, and torture in resource-rich Aceh


Pitching in: A scolded Bush finally tried to do some heavy lifting in the tsunami disaster, just as he did on his Crawford ranch in 2002 (above), when he stopped picking up sticks and started hauling away logs (White House photo)

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Thursday, December 30, 2004

A State of Chaos

In private, Baker is scathing about the current occupant of the White House

BushCo. sinks further into the abyss, as Dubya purges the last of the seeing from his administration. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Below an account by Sidney Blumenthal.

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